The Adam Sank Show

Dearest Children:

Sometimes even Mama needs a vacation. That's why I'll be in Fire Island this Saturday – part of a weeklong getaway, actually – and not in studio recording another episode of the ASS for my thirsty listeners.

But... and it's a big butt... fear not! We have a brand new super-sized special coming your way entitled "The Best of ASS: Porn to Be Wild." Co-hosted by hilarious twinkster comedian Drew Lausch, the special features wild interviews with some of the porn superstars (and up-and-cummers)…

Lots to discuss, kids.

First of all, the episode with Milking Coach is now available for free HERE. What I love so much about this guy is that he's talking in graphic terms about his love of jerking off hot young guys – or "bulls," as he calls them —  yet his persona is that of a mild-mannered, professional dude. It's like listening to your accountant talk about tugging dick. Here's an excerpt:

Me: Does your family know what you do for a living? Do they know about this identity you have?

Milking Coach:…

Hey, gang!

The Jonny McGovern episode is now available free for all. You can listen to it HERE. One of the things Jonny and I talked about was Logo's groundbreaking Big Gay Sketch Show, which I feel never got its due. Reflecting on his experience doing the show, Jonny said:
 

"It was definitely a whirlwind. I was at that time throwing parties in NYC and making music videos, and then I was kind of thrust into the high-pressure world of TV sketch, with the head writer of Mad TV and Rosie O'Donnell, who was the…

Some Saturdays when we're in the studio, I feel a particular synergy among Steve, J.B. our guest(s) and myself. It's like we're all firing on all cylinders, and everything just flows. Last Saturday (April 16) was just such a day.

We had Jonny McGovern via CleanFeed audio – which worked perfectly, for once! – and he was the quintessential ASS guest... funny, forthcoming and fun (not to mention furry). Among other things, the iconic comedian/singer/podcast host revealed that everything on him is proportional:

 "It has now become the level ground for success for anyone that does drag. I believe that is completely incorrect," NYC drag star Pixie Aventura told us when I asked her why she won't audition for RuPaul's Drag Race. "It has now also become the only way to give someone a compliment: 'Oh my God, you're so good, you should be on that show.' Like my level of success is only based on what is seen on that show. Do I have the goods to go on that show? Yes. Do I like the show? No. I hate reality TV. I hate…

Hey, Kids.

I'll start off by sharing the same news I posted on my social media this past Sunday:

Not every great love affair lasts forever. 

I’m sorry to announce that Patrick and I have ended our romantic relationship and are transitioning into what we both hope is a lasting friendship. 

We actually made this decision over a week ago, but we chose to keep it to ourselves out of respect to all those who had bought tickets to our naked comedy/music show — a show that was very much about two boyfriends in…

Hey, kids. Last plug for my naked show in South Florida this coming weekend. At last check, there were exactly 20 tickets remaining across all four performances. Get your tickets while you can HERE. By the way, South Florida Gay News ran a really nice piece about Patrick and me in advance of the shows. Read it HERE.

C'mon, gay press!

Now to the A.S.S.: Since I'll be in Florida this Saturday, we won't be live. But we've recorded a brand new episode subscribers can hear beginning April 2, featuring NYC drag…

Hey, gang. First, a quick update about the naked Florida shows which happen March 31-April 3: Tickets are selling fast! And Patrick and I are busily trying to put together a show that will rock Wilton Manors to its gay core. (To give you some idea of the flavor, we've written a song about fisting.) Get your tickets here while they last.

You don't bring me dick flowers...

On to the podcast: This coming Saturday (3/26), DNR Studios subscribers will get to hear our interview with Time Out NY Theater Critic…

I made the mistake of introducing professional organizer Jeni Aron, who appeared on the podcast last Saturday (3/12), as a lesbian, assuming that she was one simply because her partner is female. She corrected me on the air that she's actually attracted to all genders and identifies as queer. You'd think after five years of hosting the show that I'd learn to ask first.

Not a lesbian.

In any case, Jeni's sexuality is perhaps the least interesting thing about her. She's one of those people I just find…

I joked with Jason Ellis when we had him on the show last Saturday (3/5/22) that I was going to use that headline for his episode. It's because that was his answer to the question "What's your favorite genre of porn?" when we played ASS Me No Questions with him. I've been a huge fan of Jason's ever since I first heard him on the Howard Stern Show, on which he made multiple appearances. Arguably his most famous Stern Show moment was when he stripped naked for George Takei, prompting George to grab Jason's…